I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
(via giggle)
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slush puppy
this is actually what you should do for huskies when you live in hot places. Keep their coats trimmed short and give them a pool of ice to play in
he’s so excited!!!!!
Oh my god the owner
(via untexting)
ok quick question is the phrase “going to chipotle with aristotle” funnier if you mispronounce chipotle, or aristotle
both
(via cartel)
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i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep
how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up
(via nice-wig-janis)
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